Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that

Wii Sports Resort is poggers

Mario Kart Wii

A mario kart game that is one the wii, yet incredibly sweaty and competitive.
its so competitive getting first place without using the overpowered af funky kong or daisy is a monumental achievement. i like the game but its so sweaty jeez

Troy: My favourite mario kart is mario kart wii
Me: It's the only one i have played so it's my favourite

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wii have a problem

When something breaks or goes wrong during the use of a Nintendo Wii. The term originated when handstraps broke and people started breaking their stuff when a controller went flying...

Person B is playing a Wii.
*CRASH*
Person A: What was that?!
Person B: Uhh, Wii have a problem. See that window over there...?
Person A: Why is there a BIRD in here?

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Wii-B-Q

A Bar-B-Q sheduled and planned around the presence of a Nintendo Wii. Often including events like Wii sports, or Mario Party.

Dude you should have come out last night, we ended up haing a Wii-B-Q

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wii-nied

(like denied). accidentally using your wii controller (wiinis) to control a different device in your home. Usually occurs when consuming alcohol.

"I couldn't figure out why the volume on my TV wasn't going up, then I realized I was being wii-nied."

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hugh Wii

A pimp, playa and hustla who has sex with Antonio Banderas blow up dolls.

Hugh wii is like "hugh" with a wii at the end.

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Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally 'Pistol-Wii-pped' me."