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When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality
This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
A character from Red Dead Redemption 2 born to a African American father and an Indian mother aka the baddest rdr2 character
Guy:You seen Charles Smith?Guy:No I haven’t had
one who's job includes working with poop
stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet
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Is the most beautiful person in the whole world
I talk to Alissa Smith all the time
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An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.
"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."
"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."
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He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.
Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.
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