Winter Ball Effect

1. The misleading effect that occurs during any winter time school dance where each person is at his/her best which increases the chance of impulsive relationships to be formed. (only aplicable if both people had a good time)

It didnt work out because both of them failed to take the Winter Ball Effect into accout which had changed the impressions they had previously had about each other.

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winter hare’s milkshake

when a girl has cold milk, ice cream, and ice water is put up her ass and held with a bunny tail plug before having sex.

my girlfriend decided to give me a winter hare’s milkshake, the sex was great and I got a milkshake after.

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The Winter Coat Theory

Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.

After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).

The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.

Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.

The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.

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winter-een-mas

The Winter-een-mas is a holiday for gamers that lasts all of January, with the actual holiday lasting seven days, January 25-31.

Happy Winter-een-mas!

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winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

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Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.

"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.

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Winter Weakness Syndrome

ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.

Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."

Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."

Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."