Worm On A String

The master that rules over all other species. They commit arson every 5 seconds. They have a plastic baby and human diet, and they like steeling kneecaps and liver.

person1: all praise the worm on a string, all praise the worm on a string...
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!

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Uncomfortable Worm

A worm that is not very comfortable.

Chris: I am the uncomfortable worm.

Mario: I thought you were a human???

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Herding worms

Comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is difficult.

Very similiar to Herding Cats, only slower and more much more frustrating.

Running this meeting is like "Herding Worms".

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worm breath

One who indiscriminately performs fellacio. One who is known in a place, or by a group where oral sex can be easily obtained.

Sally is a real worm breath, she'll blow anything that moves. worm guzzler, bobble head

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Worm Burner

Tennessee Volunteers quarterback Jonathan Crompton. When he is not throwing interceptions and overthrowing receivers he throws the ball forcefully into the dirt and burns the heads off of worms!

Man that quarterback sucks as bad as the Waynesville Worm Burner!

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Penis worm

Slang term for "priapulid" (phylum or class Priapulida), any of some 15 species of predatory, marine, mud-inhabiting, unsegmented worms of uncertain classification.

"Finally, there is a type of worm called the priapulid worm or penis worm, named such for its nose-like end which can be stretched or protruded, thus resulting in it looking like a penis."

Source:
http://www.batheinthestupid.com
/askquestion.asp

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brown worm

One time I took a girl home from a bar and had anal sex with her.When I finished I had to take a piss but when I tried to push the pee out a long string of shit came out first.To me it resembled a brown worm.It must have been that her ass was full of shit and had packed my dick full of it.

I fucked my girls ass so hard last night I ended up with a brown worm!

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