Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."

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Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.

My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.

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zero two

dumb overrated bitch dinosaur

zero two more like zero poo

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Zero-to-hero

(Adj) Pertaining to the wanton sexual act of being penetrated anally without any preceding vaginal penetration or foreplay.

"She was wild; she even wanted to go Zero-to-hero."

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el zero

Someone who is awesome. The head honcho, large and in charge.

Bill Gates is el zero of the computer biz.

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theta zero

The one that is less then 1.

He's not" J, woutercross, or pleco, he's just a theta zero.

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sub zero

Former popsicle stand employee of the month/ninja.

il have one pink panther pop mr.Zero

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