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To Look Stoned, While Being Very Deep In Thought.
"Jen zoned out the other day in music class. Then the teacher was like 'OMG Jen, are you okay?!!!', then she snapped out of it, and she didn't have a clue what was going on."
OMG! What a ditz!
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The state existing when two heterosexual people of opposite gender are "just friends" with Member A wishing to be "more than just friends", while Member B wishes to remain "just friends." In this situation, the Member A is said to be in the "Friend Zone."
Member A is often the male, but female examples are not unheard of. Male Member A's are often timid and shy, whereas female Member A's are often just ugly.
When neither member of the heterosexual platonic couple wishes to be "more than just friends", the concept of the Friend Zone loses much of it's meaning.
Member A (Male): Hey, I'm gonna always hang around you and complement you in a nonthreatening way and never make a move. You'll eventually love me and let me out of the friend zone. Aaaany day now...
Member A (Female): Hey, can I suck your dick? No? It's because i'm fat and ugly, you say? Oh...
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A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone."
Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..."
Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one."
Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me."
Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?"
Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive."
Steve: "Totally."
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high as hell, whether on pills, weed, llello (yayo) or whatever
Man, I got of work, kicked back, lit up, didn't care 'bout nothing, just vibin, in my zone...
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A chain of pizza parlours with amazing play structures and games. It owns Chuck E Cheese.
"Wanna go to Discovery Zone?"
"Let's play in the ball pit!"
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The perfect place to meet nice guys.
Girl1: "I'm done with men, I only meet such douchebags!"
Girl2: "Just look around your girlfriends' friend zones, they're full of nice guys."
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