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3 Minute Warning

When A Girlfriend Warns her boyfriend that she wants him off his video game console to go and do activities with her.

GF: I Want To Go On Hike Today and Take Photos

BF: Sorry I’m about to put on some Sea Of Thieves and Play with the Boys

GF: You’ve Got a 3 Minute Warning to get off or else

by RobbiePirate March 14, 2023


Sham<3

Sham (Shamira), es una chica increíblemente bonita, alguien en quien podes confiar y estar, una persona que te genera una vibra tan buena y dulce, alguien llena de amor y cariño, tiene algunas inseguridades, pero hago hasta lo imposible para que ella se vea como yo la veo, la chica más hermosa que vi, ella te atrapa con sus encantos y su personalidad tan atractiva, que te atrapa con la mirada y te enamora, cuando sonríe te quedas embobado, se ve tan bonita cuando lo hace <3, escuchar su risa hace que flotes y veas las estrellas, ella es tan pura.. Tan increíble, tan Ella. La amo.

Sham<3 es una gran persona<3

by Shio <3 November 24, 2021


Maryam <3

An amazing girl and wife, she is so supportive, funny, weird, mad, and horny all the time, but she is a nice girl. She likes BDSM and admires those things to the point that she tries those things for her happiness. She likes the threaten and tease others by the things they have told her just because she can, and if you do not do what she wants, say bye bye to your social life.

Wow I met Maryam <3 today! She was so horny... in a weird way!

by Jamlee977 February 20, 2023


alexander<3

best boy in the entire world😁 he's perfect i love him so much he's so cute and everything abt him is just perfect 🙁💓💗💗💞💝💝💓💘💘💘💓💝💓💞💞💓💗💞💞💓💝💝💗💘💓💘💓💘💞💗💞💘💓💝💘💗💘💘💘💗💘💘💓💝

i love alexander<3

by emiwaxemiwax May 1, 2021


Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

by Bobthedefinition April 7, 2023


2!3!

It's alright, now count 1, 2, 3 and forget
Erase all sad memories
Hold my hand and smile
-BTS 2!3!

When you are sad play 2!3! and remember BTS purples you!💜

by YouarethecauseofmyEuphoria May 25, 2019


3 x 6

We aren’t school! Lol, silly goose.

Person 1: Do your homework, math is power!!!
Person 2: no, I just needed to figure out 3 x 6.
Person 3: 3 x 6 is 18.2

by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021