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A Cheddar Cum Dance is when you cover your exposed body with Cheddar Cheese and someones Semen and dance in the middle of a party.
Jamie did the Cheddar Cum Dance and brians party last night and totally made it better.
Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.
Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain
This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.
Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.
Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!
Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?
Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!
like a blood claught but only with cum
after jacking off joe blow job got a cum claught
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Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the delusional shower-scum-sucker who believes he's going to be re-instated as President in August -- hahahahaha.
Cum-dumpty tRumpty is the King of Fools -- he just wants to stay out of jail!
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