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A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
He is a heemer that only knows one way, the jit savage way. He’s quick to check the stats and owns that big dick energy squad ya’ll hear about all the time.
Was poppin Fien Bros you lookin real heem today.
A beneficiary of white male privilege who works in the DC area, especially males involved in foreign policy who have little or no relevant international experience.
Generally, beltway bros make up for what they lack in competence with an abundance of unjustified self-confidence.
The swamp consists of beltway bros who purport to be experts, e.g. in the Middle East, but don't speak any relevant languages and have never lived or worked in the region.
A bro broad is a female that acts, talks, looks like a dude. you can find these masculin women in mountain town snowboard parks or motocross reaces some occasionally look good but with the floppy hat and shades they could very well be a lifty at your local mountain.
That chick was a bro broad.
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When you and your bros are cold so you get them bro snuggles
"Hey bro im kinda cold wanna have bro snuggles?"
"Always bro"
When you give your bro a blow job and have the taste of his semen in your mouth
"Want to be taste bros?"
"You'll have to struggle snuggle me first freak!"
the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.
the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.
the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.
and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.
Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??
Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??