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Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks
I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!
A man who goes on sugar daddy dating websites, pretending to be a wealthy, individual of vast financial means in order to attract women and get laid. He will talk up a big game about having a mansion, several fancy sports cars, a yacht, and property in Belize, but you'll never see any of it because they don't exist. This is all just a ploy to get in the targeted woman's panties, which some women may stupidly allow, despite having secured any financial benefits beforehand.
Britney: I went out with this dude I met from sugar daddy dating website. We met up at Chili's, I had to pay more than half the tab because his credit card declined. Afterwards he offered me sex in the back of his beat up, old hoopty. I passed. Then he had the nerve to ask me for gas money so he could get home.
Janet: Oh hell no! It sounds like you found a splenda daddy.
It's like a sugar daddy, but instead it's a Splenda Daddy because they don't get any sugar.
Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?
Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..
A “sugar daddy” that is either broke, or does not live up you ones’s expectations.
Chad is such a Splenda Daddy, he couldn’t even afford to buy me a knock-off Gucci purse.
An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”
A person that follows in the older generations foot steps without questioning it or adding anything of there own. The individual targeted with the parrot daddy is usually because the knowledge of the topic from the older generation was accurate and efficient. They know attempts to improve it results in overthinking and over-complications. Parrot Daddy is generally used by those infected with millennial narcissism targeting those older and wiser. The Target knows it is an attempted slap in the face, but takes it as a compliment.
He is using the old Unix commands from the command line, when he could totally be using the GUI!?!? What a parrot daddy.