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A person who tends to talk a lot of nonsense very loudly.
"I can't believe that ordinary, decent people would waste their time listening to such a bawling fart ravine!".
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A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).
Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?
Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!
*Maria opens the bag*
Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!
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When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
I'm farting like a Trojan today
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Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
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A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
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The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
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You fart in a cup that used to contain pineapples and convince your friend that he shouldn't waste the juice and have him drink it.
Chris: *farts in cup and seals it with lid*
Tanner: Dan, don't waste your pineapple juice, drink it
Dan: Alright. *opens lid, drinks juice* UGH! it tastes like crap!
Chris: That's my special Pineapple Fart Cup
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