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The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.
1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.
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A person that is fat asl and look like a fucking piece of shit
Fat bitch hey i look better then u
Me shut up u fat ass piece of shit u ugly asl u dont look better then me
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A nigga that Is a big lip ass nigga. Gets absolutely no girls. Found out that the girl he messes with had a STI.
That basketball player Jamaine Davenport is a fat lip ass nigga
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1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
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A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.
12-year old version:
Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"
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The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
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(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.
Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.
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