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The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.

Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.

by Dean Wesley January 17, 2019


Red Dawn warnings

Code name for an early email chain among a prominent group of medical experts, sounding the alarm about coronavirus. For months it was ignored by the president, who said of the pandemic, "It will disappear as if by magic".

If the president had not refused to listen to the Red Dawn warnings, the pandemic could have been much more effectively controlled in the United States.

by Monkey's Dad April 12, 2020


Split the red sea

When a male has sex with a female while on her period.

Neil: Oh hey Johnny! i just split the red sea with Alyssa, man there was a lot of blood.

Johnny: Oh snap!

by fuckmeimfree June 6, 2011


Red Arsed Baboon

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

by Aunty whai February 4, 2019


red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017


Red Passion Splasher

The name for when you have such aggressive sex that the pussy starts splashing all over the place… but she’s on her period.

I was with this girl last night and things got steamy, but we started having a Red Passion Splasher!

by SplasherFan15 November 13, 2022


Hagan's Red Hot

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his dick and then has sex with a woman at least 4 years his elder.

"Dude, did you hear Jon and Ryann last night? I think he gave her the Hagan's Red Hot with all the screaming coming from their room!"

by poundcak371 March 30, 2010