not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex
GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ
When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry
My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner
A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how
James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job