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If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.
The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion
Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation
In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.
You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.
To take ur butt and poop
But it's in a sock
Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock
When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.
She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on
When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.
Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.