monkey's hanger

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.

Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."

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Monkey Whip

Using a whip on a black person

Jordan stop monkey whipping me

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cake monkey

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey

guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey

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ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

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grenade monkey

a monkey with a granade amonkeywithagranade

hey gorge look at that "grenade monkey"

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Howler Monkey

An insult so lame, it's funny.

"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"

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Monkey Trunk

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger

That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.

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