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Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
Just like no nut November December is when you make dark jokes in front of the minority the minority you are making fun of
“Oh shit it’s dark December we gonna have a problem when the Niggers since they want their holiday from picking cotton”
Said jack in front of a gang of black guys.
“I guess I will wait till they can’t breath”
Ex.2
“Lemme send u to the gas chamber with the Jews and Fags ”
Said Kobe in front of the gays and faggots
“I hope this won’t blow up”
28 December is when the frog named "Broski" has been bought to life by a girl qnd her friend group!
Thomas, have you heard what's on 28 December?
No, Jack. What is it?
It's Broski day!
Is the day Broski has been created/used in stickers!
"Broski is a frog 2ho started being used by a group of kids named "grupa mica" on the date of 28 December
Fuck a Bread period. Specifically one wearing a hat.
Oh man, I love December 15-20!
Really? Why?
Yeah! I can fuck a bread!
Definition:December 21is send jeshawn a picture day so all u have to do is send jeshawn a picture.
December 21st is national post your friends day ! post your friends and make sure to tag them
you : “ omgg ! it’s december 21st I need to post my friends ”