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The anxiety one feels (usually men) typically at a party or social gathering, when there is obviously not enough meat to go around for everyone.
Rick got to the party late, noticed the brisket tray was running low and started feeling meat-nervous since he was last in line.
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard
man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah
When a male places his privates on a person's feet.
Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?
The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.
Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!
It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.
I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."