Mom

That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

Mom

is more than a fearless woman, she’s more than a superhero, shes more than a best friend, she IS your life…

I love my mom
oh my moms about to hit me with a shoe!

Mom

Love

Your the best. Thank you for always being there for me MOM!

Mom

Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.

Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.

Mom

The lovely and sophisticated lady who gave birth to me and who will love me 4 ever

I love you Mom!

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol