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When a guy’s dick is so hard it goes sideways towards his pockets
Ryan: “Dude I’m so hard I have rock in pockets”
The resin scrapings from the inner walls of a bong mashed together to form rocks
A.K.A the most flavoursome form of resie smokable
Can be shortened to ‘swampies’ but only if yer a sick cunt
Oh yea cunt goin down bush fora dart anyone got swamp rocks? I’m fiendin some swampies Rn cuh
To get beaten badly at Rock band or Guitar Hero.
He just got rock pwned
An overzealous celebration by a British gentleman trying to fit in to the American teenage generation by using slang that is before their time. It is often pronounced in a british accent by the non-British community.
-Dude, that was awesome!
-I know, that was Totally Rock n' Rollin'!!!
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-