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This is the most retarded Scholl mascot ever who will gladly scrape his seen in your anus hole, food, mouth, etc.
Guy 1: hear the thunder penis is retarted
Guy 2:lets run before he squirts his semen into our eyeballs
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the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)
"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."
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a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
bro you're literally smoking penis rn
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a penis that smells like urine
Oh my goodness, Allan is well fit, shame about his pishy penis!!
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A Nigel penis is what happens with sex between gay nigs. What it is is when both the nigs lick each other’s smegma off each other’s penis this makes the Nigel penis hard and able for penetration after this the nigels will shit in each other’s mouth just to cause a sexual bondage between the two men and they will fuck with no condom cos pull out game strong after they fuck they must go back to their wives and beat them so they think they are gay and go les mode then cheat on the man so he can be gay with his friend with benefits
Thicccc nig: wanna Nigel penis tonight babe ( puts finger in mouth and sucks )
Thicc nig 2.0 : yes baby 💦💦 (pulls out dick then thicccc nig sucks on the Smegma and then eats his shit )
Definition of a lit night
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Big old nasty dick hairss
I would love to suck your facial penis
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A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.
Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.
Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.
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