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When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.
Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.
A way to say something is really fucked up
Human 1: did you hear that Bella pretended to like davids emotions for a month and then dumped him
Human 2: that's totally fugged bro
When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.
"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck
Sleeping within a variable distance of a bro when you need to charge your phone.
Person 1: my phone is nearly flat, anyone have a charger?
Person 2: yeah there's one on the other side of my bed if you wanna bro dance