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a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat
Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.
The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
Shows how amazing Green Day is
"green day is amazing" is a correct opinion
Mx Green AKA Terrence Green AKA Purrr AKA Daddy Green is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning, intersex, asexual Middle School Teacher. They like to wear wigs because they dont like thier hair. Mx Green is an openly gay and transgender individual with a penchant for vibrant self-expression. Despite facing homelessness, Mx Green embraces a flamboyant style, often donning colorful wigs that reflect their exuberant personality. Though confidence may be lacking, there's an undeniable resilience in Mx Green's demeanor. Their journey is marked by a commitment to authenticity, navigating life's challenges with a touch of vulnerability. Mx Green's unique identity is a celebration of queerness, using humor and a distinctive sense of style to confront adversity with grace.
Student A: Purrr MX Green
MX Green: Go to class nigga
Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!