A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links
Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"
The connection of two fingers mid-snap that creates a sound that claps through the air.
Guy walking with headphones, snapping loudly to music
"Man, that guy has a serious meat snap"
Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.
When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.
How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.
When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.
Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.
When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.
Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.
Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.
Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."