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National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges

Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


clity cat county (CCC)

One of the most sexy alluring region in a few privileged countries.

Post retirement, some people love to settle down in clity cat county (CCC).

by Scimitar May 26, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


in and out like an alley cat

someone who comes home as and when they need to and never stays long before there off again

" Dave your in and out like an alley cat!"

by pktraceur February 10, 2012

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Im gona nom your cat

basicly some words will be switched for there other meanings

nom for eat cat for pussy so it means "im gona eat your pussy"

Girl:hey
Guy:im gona nom your cat ;)
Girl:...

by triscuits2662 April 7, 2011


All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003

50πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number Ο€, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number Ο€ is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

by MathPlus December 10, 2021

27πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

135πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž