Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.

Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?

mozilla water pistol emoji

Another word for "revolver" or "gun"

CALL THE FUCKING COPS HE HAS A MOZILLA WATER PISTOL EMOJI

targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.

"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"

Cucumber water

Class pure class.

This cucumber water is bitching.

Water Piping

Havin rough hard sex with your plumbing and pipes.

Tony what are you doing..? Im just water piping my sink.

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"