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john

john is a boy from Sudan who always has Yongo he can lie like the devil and he his very tall and is fine looking

john

by cyrus james August 8, 2019


John

A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!

You look like a john. Get away from me

by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018


John

a noun. it's everything

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"

by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023


John

A hot straight guy

Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls

by October 13, 2022


John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.

You’re such a John at fortnite.

by Proteins March 6, 2018


John

a real shit head who thinks is cool but is not

He is so John

by hitherepoop July 13, 2020


John

John is a guy who works really hard in what he’s good at like sports and he tried hard in school. He cares a lot for people and if ur important to him in his life he will make time for you. He’s a goofy blonde headed guy who is east to fall for, he may have some secrets of his and feel down sometimes but really all he needs is to open up to someone even if it’s hard sometimes. He has kinda of strict parents and it can get in the way of him having fun sometimes. He gets all the girls because he’s so flirty and leaves girls wondering “I wonder when he’s gonna text back next.” He will shoot his shot but he expects the same energy back. He is super considerate and is interested in what u say and is really ideal boyfriend material. He’s ur typical teenage boy but on the inside it’s something u don’t wanna miss. HE ALSO HAS SOME NICE ABS GEEZ.

Me: “im no simp, but John just changes that.”

by Gabbyhaha January 12, 2021