dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

Meat Pocket

When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.

"I'll put that in my meat pocket" said the half deaf girl.

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

bag meat

The street name for products of a sous-vide cooked meat item.

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?

I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.

Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."