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Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.

Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.

by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015


Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018


you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020


Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 26, 2021


meat scrap

The foreskin after it has been circumcised

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap

by John ZZ October 23, 2017


Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 6, 2015


meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 13, 2022