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AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.
“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*
A good pearson oofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
mom i love you
Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.
“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”
Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .
Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.
My Other Man
When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin
EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??
you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall
him: oh okay be safe ily .
EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?
him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??
you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me
him: “he’ll” ???
you: oh hehehe *she’ll
Mom is like a person that is in your life and helps you live and be healthy.Mom helps you live and drink eat and stuff like homework!
Hey mom can you help me with homework?