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When during anal sex the female farts on the male's penis
Last night, my girl ripped ass and gave me the New Jersey Air Vent
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The way we say the vowels in the 5 buroughes of New York.
Jimmy, say the vowles, AEIOU
no no Jimmy, now sa the new york vowels,
Eh, ey, ehy, oh, euh, ya fuckin ass'ole.
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When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.
Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?
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A new year's resolution that has been broken, then re-resolutioned.
I made a new year's resolution to not eat chocolate, but I got chocolate for Valentine's Day and I ate it, so a couple of days later I made a new year's re-resolution to not eat chocolate.
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A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.
I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product
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A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
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One of Rick Sanchez's stupid catchphrases.
And thats the wayyyyy the news goes
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