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When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:
"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.
Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.
Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!
Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?
Jim: Yeah, but wh-
Bob: You have a water headache.
Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.
We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.
A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.
Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?
The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”