you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why

When you're extremely bored and start typing "u r b a n d i c t o n a r y" but different.

"you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why" is just:
you = u

are = r

bee = b

a = a
and = n
d = d
i = i
see = c
tee = t
oh = o
and = n
a = a
are = r
why = y

(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

u prob did windows pluss period and did all the emojis cuz u are sooo bored and stoopid and an idiot and find the nearest cliff if u typed this. plz you dont want to end up like me. ME. do you rlly want to end up like ME??!?!!?!!1111

i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

Got 82'd

Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.

Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!

Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!

Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!

Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!

Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!

Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!

Trawling for D

When a girl is just looking for a cock to suck'n'fuck. No matter who it is just a penis endowed human, any guy will do.

Guy 1: that girl over there is has been flirting with 5 guys all night.
Guy 2: Yeah mate, she's clearly trawling for D.

D-ray

When a man ejaculates, and he squeezes the tip of his penis in such a way as to make the semen spread out like a fan, or like the rays of the sun.

She wanted me to cum on her tits, so I gave her the d-ray to make sure I got maximum coverage

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female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆

Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now

D&T

The thinking that goes on while thinking over a current obstacle, while drinking or previously drinking

Oh so yall used that D&T to get out that puddle in two wheel?