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An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
when a woman's belly mass surpasses that of her breast's
|o instead of |°
my wife's body shape is continually changing from |° to |o
Bummer
a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.
source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.
Old as fuck. Typical resident of Florida and Arizona, Palm Springs...
Can't move there because everyone is O A F.
My calendar is full of doctors appointments cause I'm O A F.
You can be O A F and still love new music.
Knowing enough to find sexuality in everything but preserving yourself to become heterosexual when finding a match meaning, no masturbating or sexual activity until your mate is found.
Kate: "Why is he so picky about who he wants to be with? I heard he doesn't even masturbate."
Kim: "He must be O-Sexual."