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When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.
Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.
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Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.
My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.
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THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM
Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!
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When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.
That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.
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The bubble that forms around the top of a cup after a guy has ejaculated his semen into the cup and then put the cup into the microwave for a minute or so. The guy usually then takes the cup out of the microwave and pops the bubble with his erect penis which causes a blast of warm air to be shot into his genital region.
After having sex with the snowman I made, I decided to make a hot cum balloon with some semen I had stored in the fridge so I could pop the bubble with my erect penis and thaw out my frosty shaft.
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When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping
“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”
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