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Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020


30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob February 17, 2016


Grump Job

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.

I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night

by Pink Rival December 12, 2018


nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face

“He got a nope job from Debra.”

by Canhandler99 November 28, 2020


nope job

A blow job that ends with the guy cumming on the girls face.

Yeah she gave him a nope job and some of it got on her hair

by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020


Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

by SidZ3R0 December 23, 2021


Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 25, 2022