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Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.
Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.
a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool
you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool
is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!
So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say
Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
When someone sits on your face and drools.
She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.
A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”