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Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.
I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.
It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water
Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.
I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.
When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.
Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”
Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”
Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
Water from the toilet this splash is on you when you clean
ii am a professional cleaner who has butt water all over her every day
When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”
5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”