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Water Beater

When someone who loves to jerks off in a body of water

Oh Rachel is a serious water beater.

by Dairydizzy January 16, 2022


Frog Water

When you nut too many times in a row and all that comes out is some water with a few baby frogs swimming around.

After the first few days on quarantine I was just spittin frog water.

by Dirtbug June 17, 2023


Juba water

Water from the city of Juba in South Sudan . This water is special because due to the severe shortage of water the Juba pornstars jerk off until they goon in the water with gallons of semen increasing the cities water supply saving many lives.

Yo have you bought a new shipment of Juba water with Russian pussy juice

by The Mechanix December 25, 2024


module water

an expression of discontent

"Mrs. Petersen posted the DBQ rubric in modules. Fuck me ah shit module water."

by therealballwater October 15, 2021


Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024


Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018


May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023