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You sit on the toilet about to take a shit , a girl slides her vagina onto your cock while facing you. You then take a dump while she also dumps in between your legs
Me and the misso did a Chocca blocca double dropper last night , but she missed the bowl and shit on my feet
the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.
Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.
science fiction double feature, dr. x will build a creature!
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Double Dutch Oven
A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.
Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.
Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.
Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
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going beyond hammed up, drinking in excess and commonly accompanied by regretful behavior or actions
luke: dude, you were defintely ham double-dizzled last night.
joey: yeah I must have been I don't remember anything
luke: do you remember kissing little gay pat?
joey: (walks away)
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The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.
The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.