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When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.
"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"
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As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.
Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.
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One man lays on another man both facing up, the man on top reaches between his legs and jerk the bottom guy off.
Dustin and Logan stack n jack every Tuesday night.
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A person who feels the need to vehemently complain about anything and everything.
I can't hang out with Brian anymore, he's become the jack of all tirades, nothing but negativity, a real bummer.
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When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.
Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)
Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!
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When a person or an object crashes into another person and/or object with great force.
Bo-Jacking in the act of theivery
Jim got Bo-Jacked on that last play.
Alan Bo-jacked Larry for his seat.
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When a woman, defying all possible logic, has sex with a man from behind.
Terrance: So uh, Trixie gave me a bohemian jack in the box last night.
Monty: *confused gaze* Is.. is that even possible?
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