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The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence
A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.
John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
A mom is a caregiver and unconditional love giver, housekeeper, cooker, baker, taxi driver, psychologist, doctor, and discipliner. They are the ones who bear the burden of everything good and bad as the days grow on. They are the ones who might get left behind; as they do so much they don't get as much appreciation.
1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.
2.) M.O.M. Made of money
Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?
Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?