I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

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if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

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I smell what you're stepping in

I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.

Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.

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if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

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What I Say is Royal Ocean

Having the ultimate say to end any argument or over commings.

Girl-" I Love you."
Guy- "I love you more."
Girl- "I love you mostest and What I Say is Royal Ocean."

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[what's up you mother fucks]

a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.

scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.

enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy

bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:

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What Would Boosie Do (WWBD)

Boosie the Jesusof rap....WWBD(what would Boosie do)
I resurrectedthe saying when I was locked up in CCNO,Defiance county jail, Ohio

I don't know? What Would Boosie Do (WWBD)?....

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