iranian whore

A dirty person who loves a lot of sex, usually in the form of dirty old men. Usually paid for their services.

Josh seems like such a iranian whore lately

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Bitch Whore

no real definition. just a origonal insult to use, or how i use it, just to scream when in pain.

*hits knee on table* BITCH WHORE!

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whore wisdom

Statements of advice (often ripping off quotes made by influential people) made by unintelligent, promiscuous women that are impossible to take seriously.

Whore: "Sometimes it's better not to want anything, that way if it goes away or doesn't happen.... it just doesn't matter."

Others: "HAHAHAHAHAHA, there she goes again with the whore wisdom."

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shoutbox whore

a person who spends too much talking in a shoutbox.. One who is always trying to raise their postcount.

Damn that guy's been on the shoutbox all day.. He's a shoutbox whore.

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melee whore

The groupie of a loser rock band's lead singer. Melee whores tend to overcompensate for their lack of breasts and resulting low self-esteem by tattooing on their chests.

Girl - Wow, who's that melee whore?
Guy - Oh, that's just Coulter's current lay.

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Hug Whore

Someone who over excessively hugs all her(yes, it's generally a woman) friends without regard for how insignificant it makes people feel by how you don't rate them like true friends.

Hug Whore 'Hey there, gimme a hug'
Friend 'Okay :)'
*They embrace for a short while*
Hug Whore 'Okay, I'm gunna go hug another'
Friend 'Oh, okay then :/'
*Friend left standing lost and dejected*

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Fantasy Whore

Any player in the NFL that contributes nothing towards his team's win but puts up a great amount of fantasy points from scalping touchdowns at the goalline or running up the score when you're already up 50. Anyone in the top 10 fantasy points for running backs without 1000 rushing yards is a fantasy whore.

Tom Brady, Lendale White, Matt Forte and Marshawn Lynch; all can be defined as a fantasy whore.

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