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a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.
she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.
everyone: i agree!
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Worse then a whore or slut. The cum dumpster drips the left over Sperm while looking for another ride. They don't care what they screw and you'll pay the consequences for it.
Have you heard? David is is hooking up with Amy? Hahaha he's screwed...that bitch is a toxic cum dumpster, his dick will rot off in a week.
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A woman who’s only sexual partners are Virgins, she specifically seeks out virgins to deflower and blow their load in her. She seeks to guide them like a Jedi master teaching their padawan how to wield their lightsaber. In most cases the female will have a Fuck it Bucket List of Virgins that she works her way through as fast as possible. She often goes above and beyond with flowers and candles to make the process memorable so she’s not forgotten
Guy1: Did Ana take that kids virginity yet
Guy2: which Ana?
Guy1: Virgin Cum Dumpster crossed any more names off the list?
Guy2: Oh yeah she took Ninja
Guy1: oh shit really?!?
Guy2: all I’m gonna say is* while counting with his fingers* : Cheesecake, Candles, flowers, Airbnb, t-pose into a dab into a vagina, and a trip to Spencer’s before hand
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When you cum and there's little white clouds In your load
Damn dude, last night I showed my girlfriend some white cloud cum!
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A boy or girl that can cum for 47min I.e. your mother
Cum master 47 is so cool and nice
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When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
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Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime
Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"
Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"
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