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Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick fart-punch

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.

Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.

by Planet Ryon November 30, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Four Corners Fart

when you or a buddy farts and the smell completely reaches all four corners of a room, making everyone in the room disgusted yet slightly impressed.

That guy is gonna have four corners farts if he keeps knocking down those hot dogs with sauerkraut and stadium mustard

by Bliff Blaffington April 3, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Back to Work Fart

A fart that is dispensed at work in the middle of a group of people discussing non-work related events.

As Kurt, Justin and I laughed about the previous weekend's activities, an unrelenting stench crept from somewhere beneath the bowels of hell, forcing us to scatter and get back to work. Our manager smiled knowing that his Back to Work Fart was a success.

by LaGoat March 31, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Fart Benzino

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.

The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.

by G-Union June 26, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart hole

It comes out of you're mouth

Ooh you smell that fart hole

by Houseoutloud October 11, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Artificial Fart

An emission of gas produced by the ingestion of air from the anus into the rectum. Distinct from a natural fart which is produced by gas within the intestine.

Jarvick was prone to releasing enormous artificial farts after prolonged anal intercourse.

by RiverWord March 8, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž