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To take ur butt and poop
But it's in a sock
Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock
When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.
She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on
When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.
Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.
When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.
Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.
1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet
2. Flatulence
The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff