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noun. /ΛΙmΙli /
the physical manifestation of being friendly, warm, and considerate *\(^o^)/*
A: OMG youβre such an Emily <3
B: THATS SO SWEET! NO U!!!
He's:
the wolf screamin lonely in the night
the π©Έ stain on the stage
the π§ in ur eyes,been tempted by his lies
the πͺ in your back
Hes Rage π‘
3:14
in seasons of wither,well Stand&Deliver π€
B STRONG&LAUGH πͺ
Shout
Shout!
Shout!!
Shout @ the devil!!! πππ
- Nikki Sixx
A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.
EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.
just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping
number 3 is the process of masturbation.
sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.
Jacking off, aka whackinβ the pudd
Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.
n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet