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The day that black people supposedly awaken to their "Real DNA" and allows them to unlock superpowers caused by the alignment of Jupiter and Saturn.
Black Person 1: Which superpower is you gonna December 21?
Black Person 2: Welfare checks
December 30th is the national day where a female has to send a mirror selfie wearing nothing from the hips and up to the man who informed her. If anything is effecting the visibility and cover's body parts, another picture resolving the problem must be sent. It is only allowed for a man to receive it from one woman, and women may only send to one man.
Man: Hey baby, its December 30th. Did you know this *followed by either showing and or sending information about this day*
Woman: oh alright.
Woman: so what do you think?
Man: you look amazing, thank you for blessing my eyes. *Say thanks and tell her she looks nice. Like, dont be a dick*
Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th
National game with your homies day. You must play video games with your friends, or else you give them the right to do anything you want like violent asshole rape.
Yo mark hop on December 30th or ima do unspeakable things to you
gacie and daisy appreciation day <3
appreciation day for ruby.hoey(on insta) dogs
its the 17th december! its gracie and daisys appreciation day!
2 something away from Park Sunghoon The Ice Prince
December 6, 2002. Imagine being two days older than Park Sunghoon! It's like you met him two meters away, or two seconds away or maybe two deep breaths away who knows. And if you are not as pretty or as talented as him always remember that you only fell short before him.
Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.