When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

Green Eye Cherry

Its when you are having anal sex with your partner then pull
out and stick it in your partners eye causing your partner to bleed from the eye and gaining Gang Green.

WOW your Eye Looks like a Cherry and you'll have gang green. We should call it the Green eye cherry.

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National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day

A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.

"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"

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If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

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Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)

Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

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Es Te Ee Pe Ach Ay En Eye Ee

spelling out each letter in the name Stephanie :D

s t e p h a n i e = Es Te Ee Pe Ach Ay En Eye Ee

very trickey!!!!

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two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo

During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.

"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"

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